Hello, Sunshine! Did I scare you?
I spend some of my off duty time on a holodeck. Not that I have too much time on my hands...
TCS stands for Telepathic Computer System. I am standard TCS unit Pierre IV, at your service.
Let's go for a walk, shall we?

I... am... not... crazy! Not crazy! Not... crazy...

I can be as human as you like. What? Emotions? I have emotions! Wanna see my emotions?!
Just don't go anywhere... please?